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I Love Jet Noise-
A-10 Warthog

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B-52 Stratofortress

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F-15 Eagle

I Love Jet Noise-
F-16 Viper

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F-22 Raptor

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F-35 Lighting II

Military Aviation

Two F-15C Eagles swoop past their burning prey

Two F-15Cs break high over a beautiful broken undercast

A bracket of F-15s loft fearlessly into their dark

Two F-15s break in opposite directions from close formation

Black silhouette F-15 against a white background (or other colors as well). Goes "BOOM".

Black silhouette F-16 against a white background (or other colors as well). Also goes "BOOM".

Black silhouette A-10 against a white background (or other colors as well). Goes "BOOM" just slower.

F-15E in silver hoop dropping LGBs rendered in 3-D

F-16C in silver hoop dropping LGBs rendered in 3-D

A-10 in silver hoop droping Mk-82 rendered in 3-D

Military aviation spinon classic "got milk?" line but about modern smart bombs instead

Military aviation spinon classic "got milk?" line but about laser guided bombs instead

Military aviation spinon classic "got milk?" line but about the USAF's anti-SAM mission

Military aviation spinon classic "got milk?" line with a tank-busting twist

Especially for Viper pilots who served in Iraq

Especially for Viper crew chiefs who served in Afghanistan

Especially for Viper crew chiefs who served in Iraq

Especially for Viper pilots who served in Afghanistan

If you're in the know, you know what it is. It's a Viper.

Especially for Eagle crews who served in Iraq

Especially for Eagle crew chiefs who served in Iraq

Especially for Eagle crews who served in Afghanistan

Especially for Eagle crew chiefs who served in Afghanistan

They train for stationary targets and tired, running ones too.

Especially for Warthog pilots who served in Iraq

Especially for Warthog crew chiefs who served in Iraq

Especially for Warthog pilots who served in Afghanistan

Especially for Warthog crew chiefs who served in Afghanistan

`Cuz in a Warthog, it IS pretty easy- and down an' dirty.

Two F-15s fromthe 123rd patrol the Great NW by day...

... and by night- providing a deterrent force unmatched in the World.

A Swooping Redhawk shakes the catches a Flanker in mid air

T-shirt logo reated for the 123rd Fighter Squadron

A similar swooping American Eagle- like the 173rd's tail sash- nailing a Flanker in mid-air...

... simnilar logo hauling off the prize to eat

Heavy Section of AH-64 Apaches, Longbow in the lead

Remember... or forget and be reminded again.

Classic saying... classic Truth.

Dinos, Dinos Everywhere

Forget zombies. Dinosaurs are a much, more credible threat.

Awesomely illustrated battle between allosaurs and stegosaurs. Just a little one-sided.

Artistic rendering of a Tyrannosaurus rex!

It's the truth that outlived the dinosaurs...

Here's the tagline/ad for my dinosaur book- Allosaurus Modernis.

Dinosaurs were ecologically conscientious in their own right!

Allosaur vs Ceratasaur = One Outcome!

Title says it all. One of my first full-on Dino Drawings

This one's a big seller- you Oregonians know why!

Single frame variation of the design at left

Stupid is when you can't tell evolutionary disestablishmentarianism from fashion fads.
Stupid dinosaurs.

Brains the size of a walnut? Pretty much. But they still enjoyed good dinner entertainment.
Stupid dinosaurs.

May be asteroids DID kill the diniosaurs. But did anyone ever wonder how Mother Earth felt? NO. `Xcept me.

Taking imaginary friends to an all new, imaginary level. Alsoone of my best sellers! Get one today!

Proudly, this is the very first shirt ever sold on IamFritz.com!
>sniff< I'm so proud.

Because like today, 120 million years ago it was okay to play with your food.

One of my oldest designs, one of my favorite designs. An Allosaurus Atrox marks a dead Barney on stage in front of a now empty auditorium.

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Family and Kiddos

So she doesn't need to "Shh" anyone, get her a shirt that says she's busy

Another grat educational tool, this shirt emphasizes quiet productivity

It's kiddo-logic. Goes great on a pajama shirt, or on pajamas!

Girls play with dolls. Do girl dolls carry assault rifles? No.

Every child can dream. Or, they can fulfil their fathers' dreams!

Children. You just can't lie to them, and its annoying when they call you out.

NOBODY likes mornings. But kids need to make their point, right?

A great Summer T-shirt! Make it the uniform of your water gun Team!

Grandmas have it so good- they spoil and leave at will!

Seasonal

It says Black History Month-
But it's good all year long!

Modern politics. Different people making their differences sure.

Obama- First Black President of USA Ever!

It my Mother's Day Best Seller!

Behaving yourself can sometimes be better than a card or flowers

You can celebrate... or you can celebrate. Those are your choices.

Tired of people whining where Christmas came from? Here ya go!

Keeping the Christ in Christmas! And... keeping it meaningful.

It ain't no holiday- it's Christmas!
Christ-mas!

Other

The IamFritz.com T-shirt! Get one today and wear it um, when you get it!

Play hard. Oh, and work hard. Have fun- butmore fun is better.

This shirt is amazing- you really turn invisible when no one loks at you!

Sometimes, people mumble. Make sure they know they're mumbling.

You know those questionnaires? To make up stuff about you? Yeah.

In pencils, number 2 IS number 1. You'll figure it out.

Maybe you have nothing to say and you want to make sure people know it.

Easiest way to introduce yourself. Use permanent or washable marker!

Feeling tender?
Vulnerable?
Let people know.

This is in case people think you're a box. Or something. Just get one.

Have an evil twin? A doppleganger? Criminal look-alike? You need this.

In case people think you're planking, or lasy, or... whatever.

Kinda Creepy

Does it keep you awake at night? No- but you certainly don't get any rest!

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